I think Weird Al summed it up best:

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Our neighbors Suzi and Melissa threw this year's Monster Drag, and we decided to all go as the Amish. There were a lot of couple costumes. My friend Joe came as a member of Blue Man Group. His wife Kim was a witch, and the hostesses were Western and English riders, respectively. The Possessed Punch was wonderful, as were all the icky treats. We had live performances by our friends Amy Henderson (the Monkey) and May-Lily Lee (the Lady Bug). Hef and Bunny won Best Couple costume, and we were edged out of Best Group by Cruella and her pups. Frida Kahlo won Best Individual Costume.